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"Maybe. You're /cuter/ than food, that's for sure."

bacon face omomom

[cries in the corner]

"Because... food tastes good and so do you?"

"That’s dumb."

"I dunno. You /look/ kinda like food."

"…The hell is that supposed to mean"

"Why do you always say that?"

"Because it’s true."

"Nice face." [bites again]

"I’m not food.”

[quietly bites]

[frowns loudly]